beerito:

are u in love with me? no?? *slides u a chocolate pudding* how about now?

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drarna:

the bible says adam and eve not uggs and shorts

(Source: neptunain, via bullied)

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madelineariyah:

DONT WEAR BAND SHIRTS IF YOU DONT LIKE THAT BAND BECAUSE WHEN I ASK WHAT YOUR FAVE PANIC! SONG IS AND YOU GO “THE ONE WITH THE DOORS” I WILL DROWN YOU IN MILK AND HIT YOU WITH VANILLA SENTED DEODORANT.

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spockisgaypassiton:

to anyone having a bad day im so sorry also here are some pictures of baby elephants 

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feel better friend

(via jaybird-spotting)

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gamsee:

what do you mean i cant name my son dorito

because thats nacho son

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